Patrick

The guy who is crazy in minecraft and the guy who you just generally want to be friends with WARNING: stay on his good side

Random guy: patrick ur dumb
Later that day: school announcement! a kid has been found dead in the bathroom i repeat a kid has been found dead in the bathroom!!!

by BATMAN OF BATMANODIA January 19, 2024

Patrick Ferry

The GOAT of football he will absolutely destroy messi and ronaldo ON THE SAME TEAM. If you dont know who he is your living under a rock (or you dont watch bfordlancer)

I JUST PACKED PATRICK FERRY

by A1zamemer May 11, 2023

patrick klukowsky

a total moron,idiot,degenerate

Jessie called Oliver a patrick klukowsky
he didn't like that

by Brozinga2 August 14, 2020

Patrick tobe

A fat mass dude who can’t turn left without crashing into someone

Hey Patrick Tobe did you turn left into a truck?

by TwitchyGnu October 20, 2021

Patrick Verona

The absolute dream man played by the hottest Australian known, The daddiest of daddy’s, heath mf ledger.

Litteraly would sell my soul for him to be a real person and me and him be dating.

Go watch 10 things I hate about you for him!!
lowkey think he ate a dead bird + did it w a spice girl

Me: “Omg Patrick Verona is like one of the hottest characters heath has played!”
you: “yes omg he’s so hot I want him.”
Me: “sucks because me n him r tg.”

by whysosserious? July 6, 2022

Patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

Yooo let's get Patrick shwavyd lol it's lit

by ConAar731 December 16, 2019

Patrick

Patrick’s a bitch. Thinks he’s class on the wing but he’s got no pace. Kinda guy to get dumped the day before tomangoes and take her back the next day.

Also tara Clarke

Jesus Christ Patrick’s pathetic at this point

by PatrickHater420 March 14, 2020