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bid padder

Using eBay or any other similar website, is when i person puts a item up for auction and want to get the highest possible price so uses a friend to place bids and up the overall sale price.
Greg: Hey, will you bid padder my Sony bravia on eBay, i want at least $600 for it, but im im only at $275

Tony: Yes sure,
by Ben & Jerrys May 9, 2009
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Poon Paddler

Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.

It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"

Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."

Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."

Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
by BluedudeJM June 16, 2010
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poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.
Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.
by linkybinky June 6, 2014
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star paddy

The act of submerging ones entire fist into another's asshole then extending the fingers and pulling out with fingers still extended
Last night I fisted someone so deep, I'm talking full star paddy
by merman24000 July 21, 2014
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Little paddles

by cupcakegirl74 February 16, 2017
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finger pads

When people with long ass nails are trying to type inconspicuously in the office so they don't get hate mail.. they use their finger PADS. Not quite the tip, but instead the soft cushy part of their fingers.
OMG, Sally needs to learn to type with her Finger pads she's giving me a headache
by anon1239000 May 9, 2018
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Russian paddlepop

When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop
"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"
by Gnardie November 10, 2018
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