by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025
Get the 2506 Assault Brigade X Robles <Mating> = $25 Open Container Ticketmug. (from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half
girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
by Sexydimma April 5, 2015
Get the open happinessmug. A song, story, or other work of art so abjectly depressing that it makes you want to hide all the sharp objects.
I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to put Paula Cole's classic 90s vein opener "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" on a mix for listening to in the car. Totally inappropriate.
by Lady Csyde July 25, 2016
Get the vein openermug. Mus opened the dojo and beat up those POGs in HQ Platoon. If you know anyone who needs it feel free to ask them what time it is and when they respond with 2:30 etc etc, say "It is time to open the dojo."
by Pocha December 4, 2010
Get the Open The Dojomug. Father : 'I do not want you playing with that little posh kid'
Son : 'Why not?'
Father: 'Because he is an absolute tin opener'
Son : 'Why not?'
Father: 'Because he is an absolute tin opener'
by GastricBandsAnonymous January 27, 2013
Get the Tin Openermug. It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open. If your landlord or counselor or outside person died, you'd have nobody to seal the leaks but you and your other half.
Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
Get the Open relationshipmug. Person 1: hey did you here John skipped season twos opening
Person 2:that’s a show opening skipper for ya
Person 2:that’s a show opening skipper for ya
by hahahahahahahhah your mommm May 16, 2022
Get the Show opening skippermug.