table-legged

The act of attempting to level a wobbly table that has one leg shorter than the others. Usually resulting in reducing a dinner table to the height of a coffee table.

I just table-legged my haircut, (by trying to even out the ends).

by JD Too February 18, 2013

punching the leg

Another term for masturbating, plain and simple as that.

guy1: Man dude! Did you just punch your leg?

guy2: Ya dude! I punch my leg on every Saturday before i go to sleep... whoever else that isnt punching the leg is missing out

guy1: true dat bro

by tittyteet February 5, 2012

Lying Leg

A hoe that claims she ain’t hoeing

Chloe yhu a lying leg yk damn well yhu talk to mad niggas

by swerveoota November 7, 2020

throwing legs

To have sex. Usually between intoxicated persons.

I was throwing legs with Lindsay all night after the party.

by Fckmendala November 6, 2017

Pillow Legs

A derogatory term for a person missing both legs, usually that were amputated above the knee. It is referring to their remaining legs' shape and resemblance to pillows, with legs often taking rectangular shapes on the edges/corners of the "stump." This effect is more obvious when the pillow-legged person is not wearing prosthetic legs.

My grandfather has "pillow legs." He lost them in an accident.

Pillow Legs is coming over to watch the game. ,

by Trashley_ September 9, 2021

Leg piece

The leg is my favorite part of a human, it has so much juice

Leg piece of a human

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

calebs leg

something caleb beat

omg josiah you idot

*beats calebs leg*

by big sweaty balls May 27, 2021