Bus Surfing

Running up behind a bus and holding on.

Usually in gangs to see who falls off first.
(Not for the weak - falling off face down is not unusual)

Me and the gang went bus surfing last night!
"really? who fell off first?"

by Hanzianna June 18, 2006

crazy bus

Another term used to describe the bus transporting the "special" kids to school. Also see short bus

"Holy shit, I saw 8 crazy buses on my way to school this morning, I think that's some kind of bad omen."

by shwig August 30, 2005

hot bus

bus party in a hot tub

afta some sick skeezin we git some hot bus akshun

by OldStyleDrinkingTeam March 15, 2011

alpha bus

Another name for shortbus or short bus.

Not specifically meant for taking the "mentally-challenged" to and from school, but this has become the stereotype.

Ha ha! Jeff has to ride the alpha bus to school. What a retard.

by A to the P January 11, 2007

bus fuck

When you offer your sexual services to anyone riding on the bus, are declined, and then quite literally try to have sex with the bus by humping the ticket booth, rails, ect..

Jessa is such a bus fuck

by jennaguts December 7, 2011

bus face

The appearance and demeanor a person possesses that makes them instantly recognizable by the people on the bus (or other forms of public transportation) desperate to have a conversation. A person with bus face usually appears pleasant, friendly, thoughtful and patient, and most importantly, ready to listen to all the way too personal and/or awkward stories that other people who ride the bus have no one else to tell.

Suzie wanted to sit quietly on the bus ride to school, but the old man sitting next to her saw her bus face and forced her into a 20 minute long conversation about constipation.

by Golden Vanilla October 16, 2011

driving the bus

To be draped over a toilet ridding yourself of the last several hours of food and drink consumption.Name comes from the image of a person kneeling in front of a bowl, with arms draped around the rim, and head focused down in the vomit position, similar looking to a bus driver leaning forward with his/her arms draped around the rim of the steering wheel.

After a long night of tequila shots, Fred was driving the bus until 4 A.M.

by Bub Soda, kudos to Czyzyciewcz September 21, 2005