December 2

It’s national throw an orange day. When you go to school get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.
Billy bob: *throws orange*
Jimmy: What the hell was that for?!
Billy bob: it’s december 2
by Wasbiii November 28, 2019
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December 2

This day is when people even better than GOD are born, they can’ t die and if the did so the universe would collapse into itself causing absolute destruction of everything that existed, exists or would exist ever. Also, they habe maximum powers: they are creators of the N-word, they can levitate, bend gravity if they want and everything they think of.
-Mike: When is your birthday?
-Lucas: December 2.
-Mike: *prays for his forgiveness*
by CEO OF EXISTENCE November 03, 2019
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2 fnny

Man! That show was 2 fnny!
by StreenGA May 04, 2009
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apirl 2

If your born on this day this month People will say "you where almost a April fools baby lol " . And your a aries ♈♊♉♋♌♍♏♎♐♑♒♓
Somone : your born on apirl 2 bro you where almost a april fools baby and your a aries! (april 2 is a date of People where born
by Kay🤓 September 16, 2021
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2:58

The time I get out of school also known as happiness
by RoninXII January 31, 2022
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KV-2

Al so know as "Stalin's Fridge"

It big, it powerful
"hey what's that thing over the-"
*Fucking Dies*
*KV-2 Shell explodes*
by Hans, get ze King Tiger. February 23, 2022
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September 2

He grabbed her ass and ran to class on September 2
by Fefytfreth September 02, 2021
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