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The Mom Network

Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.
Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?

Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.

Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
by Jackooo! May 26, 2008
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like a mom

Similar to like a boss but one level above. The ability to juggle multiple tasks while still keeping your cool.
Today I had to wipe asses, volunteer in the kindergarten classes, navigate the masses in Costco pulling one cart filled with kids and pushing another filled with groceries. Then i changed a shit diaper in van but I handled it like a mom.
by LikeaMom June 6, 2014
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your mom

Person a: *whispers* What are we doing?!? Person b: YOUR MOM!!!!
Class: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!
by willtheboss June 10, 2014
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Your mom

Something idiots say when they have no good comeback
When asked who his favorite porn star was, he said 'Your Mom'
by MicTheLawl June 10, 2014
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mom bridezilla

Momozilla- when the mother of the bride turns into the bridezilla.
I didn't agree with my mom on wedding details, she called me a bridezilla, then flipped out over the cake, so I told her she was a, mom bridezilla, Momozilla!!
by chickey85 July 1, 2014
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Jonah's Mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward, loves the Beatles and is cooler than the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow. She's exactly how it works.
Dude, that Milf over there is a total "Jonah's Mom"....she's got it going on.
by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015
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your mom

what you say when you want to ignore your friend
bitch guy: What's 1+1?
you: your mom
by jl0728 May 31, 2015
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