Big Dave

A big fella who loves a cheeky spliff and wank on a Saturday

“That big dave guy really loves stardawg”

by BrownCornCrasher December 03, 2024

Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 02, 2017

Dave The Sesh Lord

An Old Man who will destroy the internet

Dave the sesh lord will destroy memeulous

by Davetheseshlord April 13, 2021

Dave Flawson Gel

A freakinʻ intentional misspellinʻ of David Lawson Gill

“ʻREEEEEEEEEEEEʻ said Dave Flawson Gel” said Ruan Megegin

by Megninja23 April 08, 2019

Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Racist Dave

The person you become after smoking an ounce of meth to the face

After he bought & completely smoked himself that ounce of dope.. his alter ego, Racist Dave.. appeared & called out all the bigots

by Chesapeake Sean June 03, 2024

Dave tillie

What everyone be smoking on these days

Man pass me that Dave tillie

by Guywithbigboner March 27, 2023