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a website that if you get sucked into will become addicting and you will end up with more than 100 friends that you have never talked to in your life. other than that if it's used properly it can be fun when tom isnt running updates... updates are annoying. you can upload videos, blogs, upload pictures, basically you get to put your life on the internet for everyone to see.
myspace: a place where nothing FUCKING WORKS!
by shawty royal June 18, 2008
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myspace whore

people who post a shitload of bulletins on the website myspace.

they usually take pictures with there phones/cameras.

they are known for having thousands of friends, and there constant need for attention.
by hahawouldntyouliketoknow February 21, 2009
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Myspace

A place for friends...

Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Its just another competition to see who has the most friends, who is the most popular, and much more pointless things.

Lately, you see a lot of "emo/goth" pictures set on default. You get, like, 300 friends and then put on your status: "I'm so pissed off right now. I need someone to talk to." Chances are that not even half of your "friends" will care.

Do yourself a favor. Add friends you actually KNOW and talk to. Its a great tool to get reconnected with people you've lost contact with, but why not pick up the phone, send a letter, or e-mail them instead?

Its good when you have around 25 friends, but you actually know each of them. The "friends" you get that you really don't talk to or even know are pointless.
Girl One: I have 1,205 friends on Myspace! What about you?

Boy: I have 42.

Girl Two: That's it? What a loser!

Boy: At least one of my friends on Myspace won't end up being a 40 year old stalker.
by SmileEveryDay March 15, 2009
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Myspace Whore

someone who would rather spend time on myspace with their vertual friends then the ones that actually exsist.

these people tend to spend stupid bulletins saying shit no one cares about like "pc4pc"
or "lyke omg. i am SO bored. talk to me!"

they have like 232,675 friends, which no one can possibly know in real life.
Friend 1: Hey! let's go to the mall and smoke weed and get wasted.
Friend 2: no. i'm busy commenting my friends.
Friend 1: Myspace whore.
by natalienegro March 24, 2009
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MySpace

Number 1 source for pointless information on people you've never even spoken to. Often new users will announce random details in their life that no one really cares about.
A: Guess what! Danny got Direct TV!
B: Really, how do you know?
A: MySpace man!
by ABman March 30, 2009
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myspace sucks!
by thetrueshift August 13, 2009
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myspace

a website now used for hooking up

and dating.

you looked better on myspace,but no one cares so lets just fuck.
"joe"did you see sally on toms top 8,on myspace"

"bob""aha i saw sally n00d if thats what you mean?"

"joe" hell yes d00d then ima add that shit asap SHE WANTS IT!.

"BOB"-__-i thought i was special.
"bob" oh well NEW FRIEND REQUEST!
by rtd2 August 21, 2009
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