myspace 

the coolest, best site ever invented and honestly, if u dont tink so it means that u opened an account and just didnt no wat to do and got no friends and had a shitty ass profile.. or ur parents wont let u have one.

girl one: i love myspace!
girl two: myspace is for shallow ppl
gril one: u say that cz u suck!

myspace by jeezy510 June 11, 2006

myspace 

myspace.
hhmmm..
its extremely addictive..
comments are crack..
picture comments make you all like "omigosh!! some one commented my picture!! omg! i have to see what they said..." or all shy like "oh god. here we go.. people comenting me calling me ugly.."
messages.. you probobly have pages and pages of mesages...like me ha!
and everything else makes you wonder who was on your page...
and when it goes down you get REALLY mad... and start complain if your really addicted...like me...sadly..but then i go to my xanga
and the fact that your addicted makes you want to buy the shirts that say "you looked cuter on my space", "dont i know you from my space" and "my space ruined my life"haha i got tht one
my space is the numbrr one place to fall in luv. thats ware half our relationships are based.
yeahhh
myspace makes u wana go on it 24/7 and infact im on it rite now bizotch.
mm...well.....yeah..thts my space...

on the fone.

friend:you wana hang out today?
u:nahh not today man...i gota be a myspace whore today.
friend:u ass hole.
u:.......alrite
friend: -hangs up fone-

myspace by yo. its leesha September 14, 2008

myspace music 

The best way to listen to an album for free without paying a penny.

Also, a great way to find some obscure band that nobody has heard of, but who cares about that part.

I never bought a CD in ages, thanks to myspace music.

myspace music by kyle 230 August 11, 2009

Myspace Friday 

The act of wandering around aimlessly with a camera taking pictures for the sole purpose of placing them on Myspace. Not necessarily only taken on Friday. Friday may be substituted out for any other day of the week, except for Sunday. Sunday must be used for posting the pictures taken previously so that they will be there for all to see on Monday. Not to be mistaken for Facebook Friday, which tries to entice the weak with a catchy sounding rhyme scheme. Those who are in the know, can see through Facebook Friday's imposter like ways and stick with Myspace Friday knowing it provides a warm fuzzy feeling Facebook Friday users could never feel.

Stevie: Yo Jimmy, how about we shred bittersweet this thursday?
Jimmy: Naw man, I have to save myself for Myspace Friday Stevie, you know that.

Myspace Friday by J a r r e t t December 13, 2008

myspace 

A great way to publically dump and humiliate a cheating ex.

Hey! I dumped this stupid male whore on Myspace by writing an explicit comment on his site, then directing him to my Myspace site, where I had changed my status to "single" and wrote about all of my well-endowed exes in the Interests section. You can also dump people on Myspace by posting public bulletins for everyone to read!

myspace by B. B. March 28, 2007

Myspace 

A website of pure evil

"Did you check out my new pic?"

"Yeah dude it was bitchin'...I like the use of too much flash on your cheap ass digital camera. the way you used your mirror was tight, too."

"Yeah. My Myspace rules!"

Myspace by RODE THE CHOAD IS GOD June 7, 2007

myspace 

my space.... NOT YOURS!

"im going to your myspace"
"no your going to myspace... like im going to YOURspace!!! JACKASS"

myspace by SUPA STAN July 12, 2007