midgetkour

When a vertically challenged person attempts to make a large jump

Person 1: Lookout! you can't make that jump!
Midget: *Screams in small* Midgetkour biiiitch
*Jumps*
*Scream in small*
*dead*

by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020

Midget

When there’s very little weed left in a blunt, but not enough to smoke it.

“Hey man, pass the midget”

by Midgetqueen May 28, 2020

Modgey

A person or an animal who cant decide anything, has lack of intelligent and is quite oblivious.

Hes really acting like a Modgey. Stop being such a Modgey dude...

by anonymous May 30, 2020

Midgenharmon

The velocity of a midget thrown from the top of a school bus preferably through the window of a moving car

i saw the science of midgenharmon in action as they tossed that little sploink from the top of the bus into Margarets car window

by milkdud gigglestompus June 25, 2020

Midgetist

Being heightist against small people taunting small people, offensive slang midget

That's Midgetist.

by My defintions not yours July 6, 2020

Midge

Short for midget (ironic I know)

“Holy cow! Look at that big dicked midge!”
“He’s like a tripod!”

by BigDickedMidge July 22, 2020

midgehood

The stance of being a midget, being deserving of being labeled a midget?

"I think she does not deserve her midgehood"

by chairlikesmwords September 6, 2020