melting the mouse

When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.

"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"

by deadsouljaboy July 24, 2015

mickey mouse trophy

an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023

Mickey Mouse

A demon known for kidnapping children and beating them until they the cried infinitely.

MICKEY MOUSE CLUB HOUSE COME INSIDE IT'S FUN INSIDE.

by Scroodle March 18, 2021

Mickey mouse

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape

I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!

by ry1of6 August 28, 2018

Mickey mouse

To put someone’s balls on top of someone’s head making it look like mickey mouses ears

hello Richmond pls Mickey Mouse me

by Mydog8725 May 2, 2019

Mouse

A little sassy.

Ugh! He is such a Mouse.
But Katy is a huge Mouse, she never listens to me.

by geno1906 July 14, 2017

Mouse Pussy

A small, tight vagina (pussy)

"Damn I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"

by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019