This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.
Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”
Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”
Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”
by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023
Get the Moose Jaw Warriors mug.When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them
Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!
by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023
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Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.
Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.
by Dymaxion13 October 29, 2019
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by Cumjar December 2, 2020
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