Pocket Meat

One who, whilst reppin the deepest of the deep westside, is so boss that they keep meat in their pocket. Stone cold. Someone who gets so excited about a meat sandwich, that they keep the meat on their person for later.

Damn, there's pocket meat. She focusing so hard on that sandwich...uh...there it goes, meat into her pocket.

by Bpadizzly February 6, 2013

Meat Patch

Conjested area of meaty erections.

Katie: You coming?

Nicole: im not going in, its a meat patch in there.

by Jigglypuff10 December 28, 2008

Doofy Meat

Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.

Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"

Mike says "Did you meet Nicole"
John replies " Yeah, she's doofy meat".

by Phucker January 27, 2007

stick meat

any type of meat served on a stick or skewer, obtained at a carnival, festival, or foreign land. Sometimes the meat itself is unknown, but grilled and delicous

Chowed down on some stick meat at the carnival

by you_nix April 4, 2010

Meat Pulling

1. The task of stroking a man's genitalia with the use of the hands

2. A handjob

3. The assigned duty of one to prepare the meats necessary to making a sub at Jimmy John's

Jimmy John's employee 1: " If Natalie is on reg and Ashley is doing bread, then who's meat pulling today?"

Jimmy John's employee 2: " I think Andy is"

Andy: "I already had my meat pulled last night!"

by Lovemuscel January 26, 2009

Bleeding the meat

To masterbate aggressively for a long period of time.
Often after a bad day to relieve stress, this type of self love will almost always result in some pain afterwards.

Guy1: Whoa! Did you see how Jack was walking today after getting rejected by Sarah lastnite?

Guy2: Yeah, no kidding he must have totally been bleeding the meat lastnite.

by TheMeatBleeder September 7, 2009

walnut meat

The clitoris of a vagina sometimes looks like the inside "meat" of a walnut.

I once banged this chick and her pussy looked like "walnut meat."

by red snapper June 19, 2008