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Tesla maximalist

Someone who believes Tesla and Elon Musk are going to the moon, in a series of logarithmic, S- and exponential curves all stacked on each other, with orders of magnitude thrown in for seasoning.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.
In 500 years: "Archeologists have been unable to determine why Tesla Maximalists ritualistically stuffed canines into trunks as a form of worship."
by NotEarl April 22, 2022
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Wanda Maximoff

Also known as the scarlet witch, she was introduced in mcu, back in 2018 in Avengers age of Ultron, it was not until Wandavision and Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness that we realised she was easily one of the most powerful characters in mcu and comics, easily slamming Hela, Thor, Captain Marvel, Jean grey , Thanos and even Kang
Wow she is so Wanda Maximoff
Damn bro that is a Wanda Maximoff move
by MARVEL_STAN December 12, 2022
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Mashamba Maximomas Drogas

Mashamba Maximomas Drogas Is a Drug That Makes You Godly In Every Way

This is Fictional Of course
I Put Mashamba Maximomas Drogas on my car and it went Faster than light
by Leopard 2A7 September 16, 2022
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Wanda Maximoff Fan

A Wanda Maximoff fan is a fan of the marvel hero, Wanda Maximoff. Aka, the scarlet witch. They are in desperate need of therapy as they watch TikTok edits of Wanda and a few other marvel characters to give them comfort. They are delusional and oblivious just like the other Marvel fans who have comfort characters who have trauma and conflict yet are still hot. A Fan or Stan can be obsessed with her and her actress, Elizabeth Olsen. They read fanfics or stories or even create scenarios of smut, fluff and more with this character and a few other Marvel People, especially women like Natasha, Yelena, Kate, Carol and more. The one thing they really need in life is therapy and Marvel merch so if you want to make them happy, Give them therapy.
Person 1: You know about Evan? They are so cool.
Person 2: They're a Wanda Maximoff Fan...
Person 1: Well, that makes it so much better. I do need to get them Therapy though.
by Darkspy_16 March 13, 2023
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Mashamba Maximomas Drogas

fictional drug that makes you godly
hey man can you get me some Mashamba Maximomas Drogas
by Leopard 2A7 October 20, 2022
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Faggus Maximus

The gayest of all
Bro ur so gay you became a Faggus Maximus
by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022
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Chonkus Maximus

Used to describe the biggest, fattest thing to ever exist. (Must be used to describe a living thing)
"Your mom's so chonkus maximus, she could end world hunger in all of the multiverses"
by Hungry Hungry henry. October 31, 2022
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