A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.
Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.
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I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis
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A wild Martin can be spotted wearing lanky clothing, walking in the darkness smoking some devils lettuce.
To summon a Martin, simply play some niche local heavy metal and spray around some of david capra's got your back perfume, creating a familiar and safe space for the Martin.
A wild Martin can be spotted wearing lanky clothing, walking in the darkness smoking some devils lettuce.
To summon a Martin, simply play some niche local heavy metal and spray around some of david capra's got your back perfume, creating a familiar and safe space for the Martin.
That dud really played Savanna? How did the goddess get hurt by the troglodyte..
Man cmon, thats a Martin, they be like that
Man cmon, thats a Martin, they be like that
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