The kinda mental illness that rips you apart from the inside. 'Tis an idiot that develops one, and yet anyone can fall prey.
Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.
Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.
doctor: And what are her symptoms?
concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...
doctor: Has this lasted over a month?
concerned individual: Well over.
doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.
concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...
doctor: Has this lasted over a month?
concerned individual: Well over.
doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.
by chilli_cheese_fries April 7, 2017
Get the long distance crushmug. by asdjfjkwjakdoq March 6, 2017
Get the long sword stylemug. 1 shot Smirnoff Vodka
1 shot White Bacardi Rum
1 shot Jose Cuervo Tequila
250 mL Coka Cola
Fill double shot glass with vodka and rum.
Fill single shot with tequila.
Fill beer glass with cola.
Support both shot glasses onto each other while on the lip of the beer glass.
To begin the shot, begin by pulling the pin of the grenade (taking the double shot) with only your mouth and allowing the single shot to fall in the glass.
Then quickly gulp down the rest of the cola and tequila mixture.
***Find a beer glass that allows the single shot to fall in and mix with cola properly.
1 shot White Bacardi Rum
1 shot Jose Cuervo Tequila
250 mL Coka Cola
Fill double shot glass with vodka and rum.
Fill single shot with tequila.
Fill beer glass with cola.
Support both shot glasses onto each other while on the lip of the beer glass.
To begin the shot, begin by pulling the pin of the grenade (taking the double shot) with only your mouth and allowing the single shot to fall in the glass.
Then quickly gulp down the rest of the cola and tequila mixture.
***Find a beer glass that allows the single shot to fall in and mix with cola properly.
"Let's play with grenades"
"Huh?"
"Long island grenades, idiot."
"Where then?"
"At U of Guelph, where it was invented"
"Huh?"
"Long island grenades, idiot."
"Where then?"
"At U of Guelph, where it was invented"
by erwin8590 January 27, 2010
Get the Long Island Grenademug. A very common trait found on Women from Wisconsin. Believe it or not, it is usually not a bad thing. The majority of the bearers of the Wisconsin Long Ass can be attractive or at least do-able if you're drunk, similar to the Texas Big Forehead.
The origin of the long ass is still a mystery. The most common theory that is accepted by the majority of geneologists surrounds the German roots of many Wisconsinites. The Krauts who inhabit the state are descendants of an agrarian society from the Old Country where the milkmaids would sit on a stool all day milking cows, thereby causing their asses to become lengthy and flat. This trait was eventually passed onto future generations, and can now be seen on Women from Milwaukee, Green Bay, Port Washington, Wauwatosa, Sheboygan, Germantown, Cedarburg, Brookfield and Mequon, to name a few.
Some in the scientific community have have even suggested that the Wisconsin Long Ass is a distant relative genetically to the Arizona Long Torso (a Woman bearing this trait is most commonly referred to as being "Top-Tall"). This, as you can imagine has ignited a firestorm of controversy.
As mentioned before, most bearers of the Wisconsin Long Ass are hot, unlike chicks with the Minnesota Wide Ass or the Illinois Dumpy Ass (Vikings and Bears football sucks, go Packers).
The origin of the long ass is still a mystery. The most common theory that is accepted by the majority of geneologists surrounds the German roots of many Wisconsinites. The Krauts who inhabit the state are descendants of an agrarian society from the Old Country where the milkmaids would sit on a stool all day milking cows, thereby causing their asses to become lengthy and flat. This trait was eventually passed onto future generations, and can now be seen on Women from Milwaukee, Green Bay, Port Washington, Wauwatosa, Sheboygan, Germantown, Cedarburg, Brookfield and Mequon, to name a few.
Some in the scientific community have have even suggested that the Wisconsin Long Ass is a distant relative genetically to the Arizona Long Torso (a Woman bearing this trait is most commonly referred to as being "Top-Tall"). This, as you can imagine has ignited a firestorm of controversy.
As mentioned before, most bearers of the Wisconsin Long Ass are hot, unlike chicks with the Minnesota Wide Ass or the Illinois Dumpy Ass (Vikings and Bears football sucks, go Packers).
Dude #1: (viewing an attractive female, from the front) "Wow, check out that broad."
Dude #2: (Seeing her turn around and therefore getting an eyeful of her long ass) "Yeah but look at that extremely lengthy Wisconsin Long Ass."
Dude #1: "Come on man that is a small price to pay, she's got a great rack and a decent face!"
Dude #2: (Seeing her turn around and therefore getting an eyeful of her long ass) "Yeah but look at that extremely lengthy Wisconsin Long Ass."
Dude #1: "Come on man that is a small price to pay, she's got a great rack and a decent face!"
by AZWildcats10 November 30, 2007
Get the Wisconsin Long Assmug. by robert cashion October 8, 2003
Get the Long Dong Silvermug. When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind whilst wearing an eye patch and parrot on the shoulder (with a cutlass also). Extra point are awarded for shouting "Arr!" and "I found yer treasure me harty!" upon climaxing.
Hey guys, I've got a video of James Long John Silvering this chick with his eye patch and everything"
by J KnuXXX February 24, 2006
Get the Long John Silveringmug. A combination of the famous shocker and the vulcan symbol for live long and prosper, the live long and pooper employs two digits in the vagina and two in the anus.
The other day I gave my girlfriend a live long and pooper. She enjoys having two in the pink and two in the stink.
by Alan Chris April 26, 2006
Get the live long and poopermug.