ladybating

Masturbation done by a female (girl, woman, lady, etc.)

Dave: "Where's Sue?"
Mike: "She's in her room ladybating."
Dave: "Nice."
Mike: "I know."

by ProblemBadger July 9, 2009

Lady Douche

Its basically a stereotypical douche bag, but in lady form. Otherwise known as a kayla park, walking around like she's all that AND a bag of chips

She put on her lady douche glasses and was hoping to get it in tonight, because she knows she can.

by kayfaye29 May 24, 2011

lady dragon

The act of a female squirter ejaculating into her partner's mouth during cunnilingus forcefully enough that the cum shoots out their nostrils.

I didn't know she was a squirter when I started eating her out. I found out when she grabbed the back of my head and a pint of girl cum shot out my nose, my first lady dragon.

by theLimit June 15, 2012

lady's first

Lady's first is when you let a woman walk in front of you so you can stare at her ass as she walks

Lady's first

by tiger wolf March 31, 2015

Lady in red

not specifically about) his wife Diane and was released on the album Into the Light. On the British TV series This Is Your Life, de Burgh said that the song was inspired by the memory of when he first saw Diane, and how men so often cannot even remember what their wives were wearing when they first met.

"The Ecstasy of Flight (I Love the Night)" lady in red is dancing with you

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 16, 2019

Wards Lady

Idealized non-regional non-ethnic young to mid-aged housewifey type often seen and heard in corporate advertising?

From old Montgomery Wards department store jingles and ad campaigns.

OMFG the Montgomery Wards Lady is now shilling those DVD rental kiosks!!!!!

You can't DVD smarter!

by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

Cat Lady Smart

A girl that thinks she is smarter than everyone else, particularly when she compares herself to men.

Jessica, don't be cat lady smart!

by Alex Charles September 4, 2015