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Performative Liberalism

When someone tries so hard to look liberal that it starts feeling like a performance art piece. Usually involves flexing their “wokeness” at every opportunity, treating social justice like a competition, and making sure everyone knows they’re the most progressive person in the room.

They’ll post endless photos with marginalized groups (but only for the optics), brag about their “diverse friend group,” and side-eye anyone who doesn’t speak in the latest approved vocabulary. It’s less about genuine empathy and more about getting liberal points.
Did you see Amy call me a radical republican? All I said was I don’t want to call Emily a cat. She even posted about it in her story. She is definition performative liberalism!
by Mish.bel October 22, 2025
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Masculine liberal

A (straigh) liberal non masculine male with an Instagram account, no actual gym testosterone and a 6 figure yearly salary paid for by the liberal left.
Aftwr Donald Trump won in 2024 the democratic party is reduced to using masculine liberals in political ads to win back actual male voters.
by Sexydimma November 27, 2025
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liberal

Not the same as leftist, but very similar to conservatism
Person 1: Are you a liberal
Person 2: No, I’m a leftist
Person 1: What even is the difference
Person 2: Liberals are like conservatives just not as in your face about hating people, leftists actually want good
Person 1: Oh
by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023
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Labia Liberator

A dick so big and powerful, it permanently spready the Labia of the woman.
"Oh Jenny, Micheal was over last night and i can still barely walk"
"He give you that Labia Liberator I see."
"Damn right"
by 4ccman March 19, 2023
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liberal muzzle

A name for the face coverings people wear who still believe COVID-19 is a threat. Despite everyone else unmasked, they continue to insist on wearing masks in public, making it difficult for anyone to effectively communicate with them. Although their motives are unclear, it is suspected they belong to some sort of political echo chamber that has no concept of a benefit-risk analysis.
Person 1: Did you hear anything the professor said during lecture?
Person 2: No, they had their liberal muzzle on.
by CrispyJack February 20, 2023
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Liberals

A group of self absorbed people who believe that they are better than others because they feel there political values are right and they love children
These crazy liberals are protesting again when will they get a job
by The black dude with a brain April 13, 2025
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Liberation Day

An event on the 2nd April 2025 where the 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, announced he would impose "reciprocal tariffs" on most countries on Earth, including a island only inhabited by penguins, to "bring back manufacturing back to America". Shortly after this announcement global stock markets crashed the worst since 2020. A few days later Trump suspended the tariffs for 90 days, even thought they were meant to be permanent.
Penguin 1: "Hey man Donald Trump just put a 10% tariff on us on Liberation Day"
Penguin 2: "I can't believe this, we should protest"
by Stormy_Tanker0 April 30, 2025
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