elvis has left the tube

American colloquial; The self-important TV star has lost his/her show", ". . . retired", ". . . gone home for now"
elvis has left the tube - Could have been used when Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Roseanne had her sitcom cancelled. Better, when she completely fades from all sentient thought. (woops. just delayed that a bit)
by Elzeal October 17, 2005
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a direction given by a vehicle passenger to turn left at the appropriate time and place. This method of navigational communication is inspired by the lyrics from Warren G and Nate Dogg's "Regulate".
Ex. 1- Danny needed to take a left to get to the parking lot so I told him to hook a left on the 21 and Lewis.

Ex. 2- When you get to the light, hook a left on the 21 and Lewis.
by rlh06 December 20, 2010
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up your ass & to the left

A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.
"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."

"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019
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Canon to the left of him

1. First used in the late 20th century, this phrase came into popularity along with the genre defining classic video game: Goldeneye. The phrase may be used any time one finds himself losing in any event so frequently and with such repitition as to warrant a tactic of flailing insanely whilst spinning and jumping in circles like a madman.
"This is ridiculous, you've memorized the respawn locations, wait, wait, Canon to the left of him, Canon to the right of him!"
by scrigscrag July 26, 2004
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bite my left tit

For females, a slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off you prick," especially annoying pricks of the opposite sex. It's important to emphasise the LEFT tit meaning that person is not adequate enough for the RIGHT tit.
When asked by your male boss a ridiculous request, the response is: "You can tell him to bite my left tit"
by Andie4444444 January 24, 2008
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Left Tit - Right Tit

U squeeze the left tit to get hot pussy juice and the right tit for cold pussy juice...
I like my pussy warm so I squeeze both tits at the same time...
Left tit - Right tit..
by blthrskt April 30, 2009
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