Friend: Bro I just got this b*tch to give me head
Friend #2: Dude it's Just Jesus January, you can't do that
*slaps his head*
Friend #2: Dude it's Just Jesus January, you can't do that
*slaps his head*
by 69eater420 November 08, 2019
We lost interest in all the sexual things we could do to each other before either of us met you and only a unique motivation like you making something out of nothing could get us screwing around again.
We're just friends: The people I'm just friends with that I'll screw around with before you and the people I'm just friends with that I'll screw around with after you.
by styleten August 14, 2011
A sound clip that I heard in a Youtube Poop. I don't know the actual show that it's from. However, it will now be a new internet phrase, soon to become the likes of 'lol' and such.
It's definition: a phrase used to compare one or more thing(s) to Counterstrike, when there may actually be no relation to Counterstrike at all. Sometimes, there could actually be a relation. This expression could simply be used to annoy people or contribute something (although pointless) to the conversation.
*Counterstrike is a modification of the Half-Life video game.
It's definition: a phrase used to compare one or more thing(s) to Counterstrike, when there may actually be no relation to Counterstrike at all. Sometimes, there could actually be a relation. This expression could simply be used to annoy people or contribute something (although pointless) to the conversation.
*Counterstrike is a modification of the Half-Life video game.
Bob: How are you doing today, sir?
Bum: Well, I have no money, no family, haven't gotten a GED, can't get a job, and I have cancer. Other than that, I guess I'm doing well.
Bob: *thinks* This is just like Counterstrike.
Bum: Well, I have no money, no family, haven't gotten a GED, can't get a job, and I have cancer. Other than that, I guess I'm doing well.
Bob: *thinks* This is just like Counterstrike.
by I haven't one. July 10, 2009
:witheredjak:
by ratdump December 30, 2020
1) term used by people that are actually having sex, but dont want others to know.
2)In women speak, it's a term that defines a relationship as never having been, nor never will be sexual in nature. (see also cut his balls off)
2)In women speak, it's a term that defines a relationship as never having been, nor never will be sexual in nature. (see also cut his balls off)
1)Tommy told his friends that he wasnt boning Laura, but that they were just good friends.
2)Mark knew his chances for booty were up when she said they were just good friends.
2)Mark knew his chances for booty were up when she said they were just good friends.
by k_sadler July 12, 2004
Also known as JMIM, Just Mute It Mates is used to address a specific audience commenting on a video in which an unnecessary, unwanted song is playing during the video. This phrase is used to acknowledge that you dislike the song without aggressively insulting the creator of the video.
Commenter 1: Cheers for making these vids man, but like other people have commented, this music is pretty unbearable.
Commenter 2: Redo this with better and less profane music. Great and really helpful video though!
Commenter 3: Just Mute It Mates.
Commenter 2: Redo this with better and less profane music. Great and really helpful video though!
Commenter 3: Just Mute It Mates.
by rfry11 August 11, 2010
The "Just One Pump" Frappuccino is the favourite drink of skinny bitches, along with the Vodka Diet Coke.
This is an option you can ask for when ordering your Frappuccino at Starbucks.
It refers to barristas pumping less sugar syrup into your drink to have less calories.
Barristas usually put 2 or 3 pumps in the cup, skinny bitches want only 1.
This is an option you can ask for when ordering your Frappuccino at Starbucks.
It refers to barristas pumping less sugar syrup into your drink to have less calories.
Barristas usually put 2 or 3 pumps in the cup, skinny bitches want only 1.
*At Starbucks*
- Hi darling, I just got out of my yoga class and I'm dying for a little booster. I'd like a Venti Coffee Frap with 2 extra shots of espresso. Just One Pump please.
- Sure. What name should I put on the cup?
- You don't recognize me bitch? I'm Kim Kardashian!
- Hi darling, I just got out of my yoga class and I'm dying for a little booster. I'd like a Venti Coffee Frap with 2 extra shots of espresso. Just One Pump please.
- Sure. What name should I put on the cup?
- You don't recognize me bitch? I'm Kim Kardashian!
by MVCrew16 January 09, 2014