Text juking

Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.
Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
by Tess Tickular March 09, 2021
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Void text

Ẁ̵ ͍̘͎̟͖̻͆̓̈́͋̈́h̵̵͖̦̦͙͚̓͌̈́̈́͝a̴̴̡͍̞̞͉͇̓̒̐͆̈́̕t ̴̻͉͖̦͓̀̐̽͛̈́͜e̵̴̦̫̞͇̺̓͋̿̔͠v̵ ͉͖̻͓͇͍̈́͛͛̓̿̽è̴ ̞̼͔͍͊̔̐̽̿r̵̴̘̪̪̦͚̓̓̿͐̚͝ t̵ ̘̟͚̪͓̻̾̐̈́̚͠h̴ ̪͖̻̙͔͉̐̈́͒̈́́̕e ̝͙͙͎̝͓͌͋͊̀͛̓ f ̙͔̠͙̐́̿̾̚͜͜͠u̵ ̫̙͙͍͎̓͒̔͠͠c̴ ̠͚̞͉̺̟̾̿͊͛͌͝k̵̵̡̝̝͍̺͍̿͑͒̾̀͘ t̵ ͚̘͇͚͓͓̽̓̽͒̕͝h̵ ̡͓͙̻͙͉̀͌́̀̾i ̼̙̘͕̪̟͌͋̔͋̕̚s ͇̼̻͕̻̪͆̿͐̐͝͝ i̴̵̝̺͎̼̠͕͐̽̔͌͌̒s̴̴̝̝͙͚͇͓̓̓̈́̐̓̿
I TOLD YOU ALREADY!!!!! IT'S Ẁ̵ ͍̘͎̟͖̻͆̓̈́͋̈́h̵̵͖̦̦͙͚̓͌̈́̈́͝a̴̴̡͍̞̞͉͇̓̒̐͆̈́̕t ̴̻͉͖̦͓̀̐̽͛̈́͜e̵̴̦̫̞͇̺̓͋̿̔͠v̵ ͉͖̻͓͇͍̈́͛͛̓̿̽è̴ ̞̼͔͍͊̔̐̽̿r̵̴̘̪̪̦͚̓̓̿͐̚͝ t̵ ̘̟͚̪͓̻̾̐̈́̚͠h̴ ̪͖̻̙͔͉̐̈́͒̈́́̕e ̝͙͙͎̝͓͌͋͊̀͛̓ f ̙͔̠͙̐́̿̾̚͜͜͠u̵ ̫̙͙͍͎̓͒̔͠͠c̴ ̠͚̞͉̺̟̾̿͊͛͌͝k̵̵̡̝̝͍̺͍̿͑͒̾̀͘ t̵ ͚̘͇͚͓͓̽̓̽͒̕͝h̵ ̡͓͙̻͙͉̀͌́̀̾i ̼̙̘͕̪̟͌͋̔͋̕̚s ͇̼̻͕̻̪͆̿͐̐͝͝ i̴̵̝̺͎̼̠͕͐̽̔͌͌̒s̴̴̝̝͙͚͇͓̓̓̈́̐̓̿

Its called void text
by Kyle_broflovski10000000 May 16, 2020
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text braking

Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.
Although I was free at the moment, I applied text braking to the conversation.
by Ae5Ea8 January 07, 2016
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Freudian Text

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!
by Pleiades14 January 01, 2017
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Text Dysmorphia

When text messaging fails to communicate the tone of your conversation and it leads to the recipient misunderstanding your intention. - CY
I got into a huge fight because text dysmorphia made my friend sound like an inconsiderate dick when he was just trying to be direct.
by woof woof bark bark July 23, 2020
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text curb

When you receive a bunch of texts from someone and you reply with a one word answer, essentially blowing them off so that they stop texting you.
Is that all you have to say to me? I sent you all these heartfelt texts and you give me a one word text?? Are you giving me the text curb??
by Ferg51 January 03, 2016
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text in sick

A means to call in sick by using a cell phone.
Leonard text in sick again today he doesn't have the the guts to talk directley to the boss.
by ceabel January 18, 2012
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