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hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.
Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it
by thisfakehair April 23, 2019
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hog fever

When you eat a huge meal and fall into a food coma.
Travis ate a HUGE turkey dinner and fell into hog fever like a dumb ass.
by Narcolepticdickswallower November 16, 2017
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30-50 feral hogs

Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.
Person A: What if improbable thing happens??
Person B: What if there were 30-50 feral hogs?
by designatedtwink January 28, 2025
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Claude Hog

A developer who deploys Claude API calls with reckless abandon, burning through the team's monthly token budget in days, leaving their teammates staring at rate-limit errors and existential dread.
Those devs over there are a bunch of Claude Hogs who eat up (consume) all of the tokens within days of us getting them.
by Ricdiablo November 11, 2025
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Hog Struck

Becoming fascinated or greatly impressed after seeing a particularly breathtaking dick pic.
After Chaughn sent his dick pic to the group chat I was instantly Hog Struck. I've been able to think of nothing else for days on end now.
by mooseshadows April 1, 2025
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Time Hog

International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.
"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."

"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
by International Pig of Mystery September 20, 2013
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