Canada's History

May-14-1902 Nova Scotia. A Samquanch ate 14 Canadian babies.

Historical Fact Canada's History

by Buddha311 February 4, 2010

History report

gay and annoying inconvienance. the source of evil.

i have a history report to finish before tomorrow! fuck!

by EmilyWaddell December 15, 2008

History

A thing in the past that was very important to today.

Djimmi: Hitler killed himself
Free: dude just said History

by Just a kid that makes stuff June 4, 2020

canada's history

to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf

The lonely lumberjack with low self esteem and lots of privacy celebrated canada's history.

by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.

Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?

by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010

whig history

A biased interpretation of history justifying a particular point of view.

The defendant’s Whig history of what happened was a blatant attempt to justify their actions.

by Robert Mansour April 20, 2023

Canada's History

Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.

by johnsteck February 4, 2010