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Canada's History

Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.
Man, that bachelor party was so crazy we ended up doing a Canada's History.
by hippieflight February 4, 2010
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canada's history

the sexual acting of shitting into a "mother-to-be's" pussy and fucking her until your shitty cock skull fucks the unborn baby...
"Did you hear how jill had an abortion?"
"no, how?"
"She let Nick give her a 'Canada's History'"
by NDGambella February 4, 2010
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Browser History

something you need to delete when youre about to die
by Some guy you never know about September 29, 2023
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Joe Biden's EXACT WORDS!
Hym "I don't know how you guys didn't find and clip that immediately! Your excuse likely ✌️✊️✌️social cohesion✌️✊️✌️ or something. I mean, you make things so much harder than the have to be. Watch this, here's this: 'Why do people think the election was stolen?' And then the other guy shows the clip of Biden saying 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency' and then people are like 'But there isn't any evidence' and it's like 'what evidence would there be?' And all of this is irrelevant because I TOLD YOU not to shut down the country. I said it explicitly! I told you not to do it AND what would happen. You didn't listen. Now look at everything. Terrible. Bad job."
by Hym Iam February 12, 2024
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history hates lovers

Timmy: "History will call them close friends but not lovers"

Alexandra: "yeah, history hates lovers"
by GooberCyn March 2, 2025
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Stud history month

Stud and butch lesbians play vital roles in the LGBTQ community by challenging gender norms, advocating for visibility and acceptance, and offering diverse representations that promote inclusivity and empowerment for all.
Today is stud history month i hope it’s a good month for them
by Delilahmari March 14, 2024
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history

history means its happened in the past not the future or the present
bob says 'I hate you but that's history now so id care ' jhon then says it is history
by trashcan123 June 20, 2021
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