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Canada's History 

A sex act which consists of plunging moose antlers into two different women with a bottle of maple syrup in your ass as you dunk your balls in the stanley cup while getting blown by a hockey player with no front teeth.
i got totally wasted and ended up canada's historying in the back of a bar in toronto
Canada's History by garbageman2012 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The sexual act of sticking the head of a retarded midget dipped in maple syrup into the anus or vagina.
I keep that midget locked in the closet because your mom likes getting Canada's history
Canada's History by twofoot February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada's History is often analogous with 'anal sex' due to Canada being the largest producer of natural uranium in the world. As we all know, uranium originated in Uranus, the planet, and was passed down to the Americas (considering North America speaks for the planet Earth) through space capsules that carry minerals like pigeons carry babies to expecting mothers. As we know, Uranus often reminds us of 'anal sex', and by extension, so does Canada, the asshole of the universe. Stephen Colbert approves this message on his February 4, 2010 episode.
Susie: You took it up my back alley yesterday, why would you want more?

Pepe: What can I say? I can't get enough of Canada's History.

Canada's History 

An incredibly depraved sexual act in which a man penetrates a woman while defecating inside the Stanley Cup, while an unwed teenage mother injects maple syrup inside the first woman's anus in order to prepare her to take the antlers of a taxidermy moose-head.
Ew James is gross
Why?
He did Canada's History with Jasmine and Sophie
Canada's History by randomshoes February 4, 2010

Canada's history 

Thepractice of anal sex, using maple syrup as lubricant.
after picking up the hooker from ontario, I paid extra to give her Canada's History
Canada's history by phishfry February 5, 2010

Canadas history 

A country that surley needs to grow a set And is a cluster fuck of debacles that is waisting the time of all em lil bitches in Canada.
Canadas history has Too many Mexicans in Canada and has a magazine called the "Beaver" fuckin fail . -.-
Canadas history by Luvstosplooge February 4, 2010