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Flap his JackJack

A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.
Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.
by DirtyDan8 November 13, 2019
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laughing in his grave

Instead of a situation causing the dead to roll in discomfort, it instead cause them to laugh from the grave by being proved right in a way
Freud is laughing in his grave
by Gotta do everything myself August 9, 2020
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flick his pickle

"dawn timothy must flick his pickle a lot because he hasn't hit that in a while."
by youdon't know November 20, 2017
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gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.
Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.
by neilyboy March 5, 2008
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wack his gack

Frat guy:”Wow that dude can wack his gack to a picture of lightning McQueen
by Supfamily February 18, 2018
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Feast on his corpse

a thing that jojo says when people die, because he thinks corpses are tasty. If someone is not actually dead, but he thinks they are dead, he will still say it anyway
He is dead, FEAST ON HIS CORPSE
by Clockodile May 13, 2019
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Hi I'm cool

Hi I'm from spongebob
by Zgzggdhd June 25, 2022
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