Hard body

Alcoholic drink consisting of water, vodka, and lime juice

Originating from Virginia

Bartender, can I get another hard body

by shsnitzles January 07, 2021

Hard Dirt

Having sex in a forest clearing

He got some hard dirt last night.

by L0ri3 April 10, 2018

hard start

Beginning to masturbate without and erection.

Dude I don't know how you can jerk off right after seeing your grandma

Just gotta give it a hard start man

by Blaidd Du December 01, 2015

Hard hearted

Unmoved by pity or acts of kindness

Your hard hearted

by RedDreams February 13, 2020

cuphead-hard

When something is so hard it can't be described in words.

This is a reference to the 2018 video game Cuphead which is one of the hardest games I have ever played in my life. Fuck that dragon.

Gamer: Dude I can't beat this game it's so fucking hard!
Some guy: How hard?
Gamer: Cuphead-hard.

by Renewings January 13, 2022

Hard Heil

When a man shaves his pubic hair like Hitler's mustache and shouts "Sieg Heil!" while having an erection.

"My girlfriend Anne was being quite frank me, so I gave her a Hard Heil."

by YoloSwagKony2012 October 05, 2014

Dad-Hard

When you pride yourself on having too many IPA's on a certain night.

Oof, he went Dad-Hard last night, had one too many IPA's.

by LatentDenis November 18, 2022