hello

the most boring ahh greeting.

Kid: Hello!
Me: BRO GET AWAY

by somebody_random November 15, 2025

Hello Street Cat

THE MOST INTERESTING APP OF ALL TIME. It's basically Neko Atsume, but in real life. You get to see cats, like Mr. Fresh or Mr. Excavator. You can also feed cats.

Guy 1: I just used Hello Street Cat!

by LuaGunsX #2 February 14, 2024

hello

to greet some one

hello how are u

by Balakumar October 15, 2020

Hello (insert handle here)

The first thing you see when you click your account picture

When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

Hello Queeno

hello queeno how are *uwu*

hello queeno im am sick *uwu*

by no13uhsj June 8, 2022

Say hello to my little friend

What a transgender woman says when a perverted cisgender man pulls her pants down.

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *cums all over cisgender man*

by wordyteen June 4, 2025

The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.

Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.

by duckboy416 October 29, 2017