Greg Oden Syndrome

Somebody who looks way older then what they really are

Steve: "Christina looks 38 years old"
John: "Dude, shes 19 years old"
Steve: "What the fuck! Does she have Greg Oden Syndrome?"
John: "Yea"

by Bananasplit1075 March 12, 2011

Grease

Difficulty, a hard time. If someone is giving you grease, they are making things unpleasant and difficult for you.

If they give you any grease about it, just tell them to come and see me.

by BrentHeigold July 19, 2012

greasy salamander

when you are so disgusting that you start referring to yourself as a greasy salamander

“dude i haven’t showered in 3 days and i feel like a greasy salamander”
“that’s freaking disgusting”

by u.r.a.greasy.salamander June 9, 2018

Hubba Greased

Gettting extremely beaten or owned.

Dang son! You just got Hubba greased! Deet!

by Jordan Shypulski February 19, 2009

Greaser

A greased up bacon-dick.

Harold: Hey Barbara, where did all that acne come from?
Barbara: My boyfriend slapped me in the face with his greaser.

Harold: Oh

by bobobuns May 20, 2010

greased

To be intoxicated or extremely high off marijuana

Shonda is greased she smoked 5 jays

by creammy_3 December 19, 2003

greasy temptation

A teenage male, always greasy, un-attractive, acne ridden, angst laden and more often than not a gamer.

Only tempting to those who are desperate or in self destruct mode, to be avoided at all costs.

Girl 1: I had a really good time the other night.

Girl 2: It was awful, while you were off upstairs with that guy I was left surrounded by a bunch of greasy temptation!

'The local cinema is a real hotspot for greasy temptation due to the low lighting and their love of sci-fi.'

by myunthoughtprovokingpseudonym June 20, 2009