Goon

A person who is stupid and try’s to act like the funny guy in a group

Person 1: look at that guy
Person 2: ya man he’s such a goon

by Wh sole August 22, 2018

nelly-gooning

When Joshua Nelhams reaches the state of goon-tosis and becomes one with the universe.

Bro have you seen nelly-gooning, what a legend

by Nelly-Hater February 16, 2024

Tampa Bay Flicker Gooning

When you stick your male part in the Tampa bay, and collect the dust from the rocks off the bottom of the bay, and then have a Tampa Seagull edge off each layer of dust, and then you spread your seed all in the bay. Which later creates new manatees constructed from your male seed.

i cant wait to go Tampa Bay Flicker Gooning , plus I really love Seagulls

by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025

Goons

Crazy, Violent, Bad, Wild, Intention To Harm.

Davey: Why would he send for the Goons, and entire army dozens of Goons plus the cops?

by Hamsies August 27, 2025

goon rat

a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired

person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them

by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025

Goon

The person you would see at school jumping the lunch que or trying to piss off teachers just for the fun of it. Just generally devoting their existence to piss people of.

"Have you seen Jack, he's such a goon"

"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"

by Mrgoon February 1, 2020

GOONING

Essentially is the verb of “goon”

This means to run, So gooning basically means “running”

Person 1: where are you going???

Person 2: IM GOONING TO JESSICA !!

by JustYourAverageJay May 6, 2025