Fred Thompson

1) God

2) The Actor who appeared in films such as "Baby's Day Out" (as the FBI Agent), "The Hunt For Red October" (as the admiral of the USS Enterprise, and more recently, Law & Order.

When Fred Thompson empties his pistol at the firing range, it reloads itself out of respect.

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

Fred Flintstone

The act of slamming ones feet through the floor of the car, and onto the pavement, to stop the car.

Dude i gotta pee, if you don't pull over i'll fred flintstone this bitch.

by b-radical the magical January 8, 2009

freddy

He is an ASSHOLE.
He goes around telling girls he loves them when he really doesn't. he's is not sweet at ALL. he's rude perverted. and likes every girls picture on facebook.
He will never have a girlfriend, an actual one.

"Silly her, she fell for a Freddy."

"Freddy is such an asshole."

"I would never date a freddy."

"Fuck You freddy."

by shaniqua bonquiqui September 23, 2012

Fred

An obese male who is obsessed with girls that are 15 and younger. He sits around and jacks it to Halo and child pornography. Also known as a Fredophile

Fred: "Hey baby how old are you?"
Jess: "I'm 18"
Fred: "Damn, Got any little sisters?"

by Fredophilia July 4, 2009

Frederick

Is a sexy man that gets all the girls and isn’t really kind to his children

Frederick is a sexy man

by Jenny68393 December 7, 2017

freddy krueger

Filing your fingernails to a point, inserting your entire fist into a female's vaginal cavity, and quickly wiggling your fingers around.

"Are you on your period AGAIN?" - Girl 1
"No, Johnny gave me a Freddy Krueger last night." - Girl 2

by Keith W and Ryan J April 18, 2008

Fredgazim

Once thought to be impossible to do, the Fredgazim is when you simultaneously perform all the following bodily functions at once!

* Fart
* Burp
* Hiccup
* Cum
* Yawn
* Throw Up
* Poop
* Cough
* Pee
* Sneeze
* Cry (many people continue to cry after it is over)

Also know as the holy grail of bodily functions the Fredgazim is named after the first human to have willingly perform a documented Fredgazim.

wife: What the hell happened in here?!!

husband: Sorry babe...but I think I had a Fredgazim? I will clean that up as soon as I catch my breath.

by Uglyfredy January 11, 2009