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Ford Ranger

A Ford Ranger is a utility vehicle manufactured by Ford.

A Ford Ranger is often used to carry a tray full of dildos for their owners. Before buying a Ford Ranger a purchaser must hold 50ml of semen in their mouth while test driving the vehicle.
Hey Harold, I got to test drive a Ford Ranger and I loved it!
by Spooky8080 February 13, 2019
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fired

Adjective= A term signifying someone looks unkempt (i.e. unshaved, unshowered, smelly). Means someone looks as if they have been fired from their job for weeks and therefore gave up on hygeine.
(Tony stands at host stand)
David: Dude, you're fired.
Tony: Your face looks fired.
Erika: Damn dude...
by curt f September 22, 2008
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Forced feminism

Forced feminism is when big companies have small brains and just put “girl power” in every single movie or merchandise
Girl 1: hey I’m getting tired of these damn repetitive forced feminism scenes in Disney movies
Girl 2: yeah I agree
by Will the alien February 28, 2020
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Ford Escort

Very ugly and very shit car. Mostly driven by Homos and gays.
Ford escort very ugly and very shit car.
by Urmomgay000 May 5, 2020
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Ford

One of the best American automakers on Earth, neck-and-neck with General Motors.
Ford ALWAYS scores #1 with their Ford Taurus, Ford Mustang, Ford F-Series, et cetera!
by Cummy worm November 18, 2010
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ford

For Ordinary Redneck Drivers first on race day for off road depenability flip over read directions adj. the best damn truck manufacturer on the planet. And the folks who built the ambulance that gonna come scrape your ass up after you wreck your junk honda,chevy,dodge,ect!!!!!!!!!!!!
no example needed quality speeks for itself
by BADRIVEROUTLAW March 29, 2004
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Ford

A brand of car and truck that sometimes makes some legit cars. Most of the time they are POS. But so are all American car companies.

Drive a Ford, you drive the best, drive the first mile and walk the rest.

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, If it weren't for Fords, our tools would rust.
"Oh Jimmy just bought his new Ford f150 and had to get his transmission replaced. Darn my Chevy 1500 had to get it's tranny replaced. How can those damn union workers sleep at night?"

Ironically the author drives an American car.
by American car driver April 5, 2010
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