Meg Minute

An indeterminate amount of time; often exacerbated by lack of sleep, hanger, previous engagements, late night showers and naps. The opposite of the new york minute.

Josh: It’s 11 pm already! Where is she, pal?
Stu: Oh you know her! She’ll be here in a Meg Minute!

by Boss Hog 1234 June 2, 2018

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Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

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Bruh Minute

Tiktok. Tiktok is a Bruh Minute.

Dude, one sec, i’m boutta take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok

by anonymous September 11, 2021

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five more minutes

it's never just five minutes...

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)

by m.slaty December 2, 2021

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