The New Facebook

The "New Coke" of the 21st Century. An answer to a design problem that no one had on the website Facebook, spearheaded by Mark Zuckerberg.

"Dude do you like the new Facebook?"

"No, I think it blows big-time"

by HeyitsAC November 2, 2008

facebook filler

People you don't really talk to on facebook, but you just keep in there to increase your volume of friends.

example 1:
"Hot woman on your wall there, bud..."

"Yeah, she's nice.
Oh wow, I haven't talked to her in... a year now.
Hmmm, I guess she's just a facebook filler."

example 2:
"Wow, 974 facebook friends, hey?
Mostly facebook fillers, I presume?"

by passdaDutchy July 4, 2010

Facebook weatherman

When people post status's of the weather outside..

John: Its snowing hella hard outside!

Alex: No shit dumbass.. quit being a facebook weatherman

by ThisniggafromEK February 19, 2011

Facebook Sheep

People who follow trends on facebook like posting celebrity doppelgangers, bra colors, stupid quizzes and name definitions from urban dictionary on their status, thus clogging up the urbandictionary site for those of us who just want to look up things like twat-snatcher.

Man, that dude is such a facebook sheep. There's not a trend he doesn't buy into.

God, all the facebook sheeping is driving me f-ing nuts. Like I care that she's got on a pink bra. Gah.

by Rosselli February 3, 2010

Facebook crush

A crush on a Facebook friend you barely know and weren't attracted to when you did know them. Most likely to occur when you've friended an old acquaintance who's become suspiciously more attractive over the years, due either to a particularly flattering photo or because they've now aged into a range where you could feasibly date them without being considered a perv. These factors, combined with intelligent and thoughtful posts by the subject friend, can lead to a titillating attraction for a mental projection that does not in fact exist. Such crushes are seldom viable in analog space.

I've developed a Facebook crush on Gunnar, but I'm sure it would be a disaster if we really went on a date.

by Lola Roman January 1, 2010

Facebook Maybe

A polite way of saying no.
Derived from the option of 'maybe' when RSVP-ing to an event on facebook.

That cute girl from history invited me to her little sister's diabetes fundraiser, so I gave her a facebook maybe.

by K.SO November 8, 2009

Facebook Pimp

An individual whose sole purpose of having a Facebook account is to gather as many friends as possible, friending anyone and everyone. Most times this is done to feed an unhealthy ego.

Enos: I just got 10,000 friends on FB. I am the man!

Roy: Yea, but Ashton Kutcher will always be a bigger Facebook Pimp than you.

by FB Pimp July 9, 2010