Ethan Moment

A moment where Ethan for some unknown reason brought his burrito into the school bathroom, only to then drop it on the floor

Ethan: oh no! I’ve dropped my burrito in the bathroom!
Everyone: This is a certified Ethan Moment

by Mr. Will618 March 9, 2021

Ethan

Usually a blob of pure pudge. Jiggle a LOT when they walk. Really dumb, might accidentally sit on you. If you don't move, they usually don't notice you. They accidentally moon people a lot when they try and squeeze their huge amount of flabby blubber into skinny jeans. Usually have absolutely NO clue what their toes look like. Totally scared of high pitched noises.

"Watch out dude, there's an Ethan waddling over here, and he looks pretty mad"

"Nah, don't worry. If I don't move and make a high pitched noise, he'll run away"
flab ugly stupid chubby fat

by supersimpsonfan April 9, 2011

ethan west

Fucking faggot bitch ass whore

He is such an ethan west

by Dicks r fun May 7, 2015

Ethan

A huge fuckin scrublord

Person 1: boy oh boy theres A huge scrublord
Person 2: Oh thats Ethan

by Faithy-boi December 25, 2016

Ethan

basic bitch

ethan is just a basic bitch tbh

by xpendulumx January 11, 2015

Ethan

Known for being obnoxious, annoying, and over all a dumbass. Also known for continually harassing both over and underage women. Suspected of becoming a child molester as he grows older...it is advised to just avoid this person at all times and always carry either mace or a concealed weapon.

That damn ethan kid won't shut the fuck up and i swear he keeps looking at my 8 year old sister with this obsessive, drooling look in his eye...wheres my gun i need to drop this hoe.

by Taj Badadlandaba August 15, 2010

Ethan

a fag who frequently likes other mens wang up his bum. his diet consist of sperm, sacks, and more sperm.

ethan is such a fag

by wizardloaf101 June 23, 2016