Goose Egg

When you pop one of your balls out of the side of your pants.
Ayo my homie Errol just popped a Goose Egg
by LINATHEMILF November 24, 2021
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Goose egg

A Goose egg is when a guy squeezes his nut to look like a goose egg
"Hey Gary check out my Goose egg"
by Goose guy64920 February 02, 2021
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Goose Egg

by nkows January 04, 2021
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Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments
“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”
by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021
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Fast as egg

Gaining a large amount of likes on your post on social network.
Inspired by egg post on instagram profile @world_record_egg.
by Yaboiy420 January 13, 2019
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Egg slut

Someone who loves eggs and would do anything for an egg
Johnny Bill: “Where did all my eggs go?”
Broke Boi: “Daniel probably took them, he’s such an egg slut.”
Johnny Bill: “Oh that’s understandable, based.”
by OfficialGooqle December 10, 2021
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Yelling at the Eggs

Pointless, futile, fruitless; An exercise in futility; exerting useless effort; a contemporary update of "pissing in the wind."

i.e, standing in front of a microwave oven, screaming "Hurry up!!"

Etymology: the October 2009 declaration of CDC Director Thomas Frieden, regarding the slow growth and rollout of H1N1 vaccines which are incubated in eggs: "Even if you yell at the vaccine strains, they don't grow faster."
The Board of Directors has already made up its mind. You can go in there if you want to present your side, but I'm telling you, you'll just be 'yelling at the eggs' if you do.
by Professor Al October 26, 2009
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