by Robert Worden May 5, 2018
Get the Spotted Egg mug.The act of pushing an egg into you partners vagina during sexual intercourse, without their knowledge. Often achieved by pushing the egg in with your penis.
by Eggs are sick September 9, 2021
Get the Trojan Egg mug.The act of sneaking an egg into someone's vagina without the knowledge of the victim during intercourse. Usually achieved by pushing the egg in with you penis so the victim believe it is simply your large knob
by Eggs are sick September 15, 2021
Get the Trojan egg mug.The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.
"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."
by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021
Get the Salting the eggs mug.by The Goose Egg Gobblin October 2, 2021
Get the Goose Egg mug.An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.
I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
by grobatron October 12, 2021
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