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Crack an Egg

The act of unloading ones jizz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the "egg whites" drip onto them.
"Make sure you Crack an Egg on her, for me."
by Boobafet August 27, 2014
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Egg

A small, egg-shaped object that is usually colored egg-white.
Egg: This is what you call the reflexive property.
by Carl the Bus November 12, 2006
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gully egg

'Gully Egg' is a person, usually old who randomly collects cans, bottles and other items of supposed value from rubbish bins in high population public areas, seemingly with no or little shame.The word derives froma the word 'gull' and what comes from the gull, being an egg.
Oh man, look at that gully egg with his head halfway buried in that bin.
by Bear necess April 19, 2006
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friendship egg

an easter egg that contains the love baby of two best friends,usually an eraser,others uses :to kill bugs, to play catch with your cat and to scare pink anorexic girls/boys
golly gee look at kimchi's friendship egg of awesomeness
by JessicaKim September 11, 2007
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creme egg

"dude, i just gave her a creme egg!"
by loveeyouregg April 26, 2009
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EGG

Acronym, short for Ethnocultural Geographic Group. It was ironically invented as a PC (politically correct) term for race, by Hikikimori Revolutionary and WildcatAlba on the azureScapegoat Discord server.
Elon Musk and Jacky Chan are members of the White and East Asian EGGs respectively.
by StaliniumSteel July 9, 2018
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Egg

An extremely attractive person.

Various ways to cook an egg can emphasize the level of attractiveness or the way in which they are attractive.
The scale from most attractive to least follows as such: Well cooked, hard boiled, sizzling, steamed, soft boiled, fried, uncooked, rotten.
Additionally, a "cracked egg" is a shirtless egg; for the outer shell, the shirt, has been removed.
"Wow, Zac Efron is such an egg."

*friend shows me a picture of a shirtless man* "Isn't he such a sizzling cracked egg?"

My friend looked at me with a frown, "Ew, don't go out with him, he's a straight up rotten egg."
by Rhett7 August 11, 2018
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