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Dumpster Flowers

Jaxon, bro! Mikaela totally gave me dumpster flowers for my birthday!
by Nutsackmuscle April 10, 2021
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Dumpster Dave

a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(female: Dumpster Diane)
That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave
by otg3 February 12, 2021
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answer-dumpster

1. a person who loves to correct others in pronunciation of words and meanings of things if they're said out of context, just to piss you off.

2. a person who looks up complicated matters online just to try and cockblock you later in conversation.
Joe: "so in my early-civilization class, i learned about how women were hunter-gatherer's for the men. you wanna hunt for me, baby?"

Hottie: "totally."

(evesdropping) Jenkins: "actually, hunter-gatherers, in the true sense of the word is of a masculine origin. there's no way that word can mean anything else."

Joe: "hey thanks for that info man. Why don't you gather my balls in your mouth now?"

Hottie: *giggles* "what an answer-dumpster."
by concussionme August 24, 2009
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mobile dumping

The act of taking a dump into a paper bag while driving, and then throwing it out the window at the car behind you
matt: what are you doing tonight?
andrew: i dont know dude lets go mobile dumping.
matt: sweet!
andrew: rad!
by cock robinson January 8, 2010
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No dumping zone

The period of time in which something bad happens during which you cannot break up with your significant other.
My girlfriend's dad just died. Guess she's in the no dumping zone for a while.
by midnightcookies May 20, 2011
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turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
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Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals
A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 9, 2014
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