godamn ducks

A term when you or someone near you farts.
Since a fart sounds somewhat like a duck it is used to blam your fart on a duck.

PersonA: *farts* ... godamn ducks
PersonB: Godamn ducks
*PersonC walks in*
PersonC: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
PersonA: godamn ducks!

by Jason December 6, 2004

Cosby Ducks

Rare ducks found only on golf courses in and around Arizona.

The Cosby Ducks: "I've got Jell-O puddin' on my beak again!"

by Red the Ghost June 29, 2010

Peaking Duck

The duck that comes out of a girls vagina to bite you.

Dana went to the ER because his lady friends peaking duck bit his dick off.

by Crab-Rangoon March 13, 2019

Suck a duck

When autocorrect decides to be a pain in the ass

John: Suck a duck
Oliver: Lmao get fucked by autocorrect

by Succmyhorsecock May 24, 2020

Cocaine Duck

Noun- Someone that really wants QWAAAACK.

That boy is such a cocaine duck!

by MiguelitoPortwito December 2, 2010

duck drunking

dipping bread in vodka (or any sort of alcohol) and feeding it to ducks.

Teenager #1: Mannn, those ducks were wasted last night!

Teenager #2:Yeah, duck drunking is the best

by Jacob.S September 18, 2010

Dog and Duck

A euphemism for going to the toilet.

"I'll be there in a minute, I just have to go and make the Dog and Duck"

by karientoch March 18, 2019