dr. perky

Dr. Perky is when you have an enraged chubby.

Man Bob's got an real Dr. Perky right now.

by Long dick swanging July 28, 2015

dr. pepper whore

One who drinks one Dr. Pepper after another, unable to see the end in sight.

Sarah Beckman is a huge Dr. Pepper Whore!

by Poopyboots April 21, 2005

Diet Dr. Pepper

1) The greatest beverage known to mankind; possibly the greatest invention ever. Rivals sliced-bread and fire; no lie. Goes well with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

2) Ridiculously better than the original 'Dr Pepper', and every other softdrink put together.

3) Can be used as payment for any services rendered, assuming the correct quantity is involved.

4) Also known as DDP.

My God in heaven; Diet Dr. Pepper is amazing. If only they had it in every country in the world, all of humanity would hold hands and sing Kumbai-a.

Man, I want a Captain-DDP right now; tastes great and gets you drunk at the same time!

Yo Maria, thanks for mailing that form for me; I owe you some serious DDP for that one.

by Dan Weissman and Maria too February 15, 2006

Dr. Phil

Verb. The act of telling an unknowing suspect B*ll5&*t in order to get the unknowing suspect to feel a certain way or believe certain events happened. The B*ll5&*t is usually based loosely on known psychological flaws that occur in the human brain’s way of processing information. This act is usually most successful when used by someone with a Dr. in their name giving that unknowing suspect the false sense of security that they have superior knowledge to others.

"Are you trying to Dr. Phil me? Because what you just said sounds like complete b*ll5&*t."

by jlfosternz April 28, 2009

Dr. Smitty Jones

The famous inventor of the most popular mime academy in the history of all schools. Also known as William Smith (Smitty)

Guy 1: Did you know that The Mime Academy of Smits was made by Dr. Smitty Jones!

Guy 2: Who doesn't!

by Dr. W. Smith December 30, 2011

Dr. Van Falk

proper noun. A sarcastic motherfucker.

Dr. Van Falk says, "Hey kids! Drugs are fun!"

by ref'rents October 23, 2003

Dr. Al Gross

Alaska's own bear doctor: Killed a bear, caught lots of fish, not swayed by party politics, independent, health care professional, and running for senate

Person: Oh no, a bear is attacking me!
Dr. Al Gross: Don't worry my child, I am here to save you. *seduces bear and then kills it*
Person: Wow! Thank you, Dr. Al Gross I am going to vote for you because you know how the health care systems works!

by AXKZ October 29, 2020