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dungeons and dragons

A game in which a group of people come together and pretend they are a 'character' they made on a piece of paper. Occasionally 'models' can be used, but they are approx. 2 inches tall running around doing nothing on a 'grid.' This game is suitable for those with extreme imaginations, or those too lazy to play videogames.

Nerd fights tend to brake out over stats, so use caution.

This game, when played properly, or with a group of friends, can prove rather fun.
I play Dungeons and Dragons so I can escape reality.
by jade wolf February 4, 2004
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Slaying The Dragon

When a man has sex with a rather large and unattractive woman who appears to have scales on her body due to stretch marks.
Christian: Hey Dave I heard you were slaying the dragon last night.

Dave: Well you gotta slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess.
by Willup B February 21, 2011
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dragons tongue

I just gave someone the dragons tongue.
by DaveFiveR June 19, 2008
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Messy Dragon

When you cum in a girls mouth, and immediatly make her laugh, so the cum flows out of her nose.
I made her laugh so hard after i came; she was a messy dragon!
by JLYORK March 24, 2010
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Dragon Tamer

A person who dates those who are attractive, popular and successful but are also 'high maintenance,' demanding, 'hard to get,' bitchy, narcissistic or generally difficult to get along with.

This person is a cannot resist the challenge the Dragon-lady (or man) presents. They attempt to "tame" the Dragon to fall in love and change their behavior toward the tamer to kind, loving and gentle.
That girl is a turbo-bitch, but my buddy is a dragon tamer and thinks he can convince her to be his girl.
by rapture February 9, 2014
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Breatheless Dragon

An oral sex act where the receipient (blowee) pinches the nostrils of the giver (blower) resulting in sudden breathelessness and gasps for air.
Hey man, I was getting head from your sister and to add some excitement I gave her a breatheless dragon.
by bwoodwingman December 14, 2009
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Dragon Burrito

A burrito that is prepared with specific dimensions to allow for a dragon's penis to enter and fill with semen.
That dragon just fucked the shit out of a dragon burrito.
by beanvag October 31, 2011
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