Hockey Douche

Alpha aggressor in school and in the locker room... usually a bully and a douchebag... tries to be cool and exhibits external toughness and masculinity... Tends to wear a backwards tilted hat, sweatpants and joggers and athletic-related shirts... also a fuckboy and often a star athlete... generally very popular and only truly liked by his guy friends, hated by a lot of kids... the type of kid that hurts people but other athletes want to be
Emma: You going to Will’s party tonight?

Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?

Emma: what’s wrong with will?

Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.
by Itiswhatitis234 July 03, 2020
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douche notes

When multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or document said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. Douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.
Hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? Okay, great. What's the douchiest thing that you did last night?
by horn avenue June 22, 2010
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douche baggins

A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.
friend 1: whats up with geoff today?
friend 2: i know hes being such a douche baggins
by The Dartmouth Kid August 14, 2011
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Douche-Matic

That was totally Douche-Matic!
by D00SHMAN123 April 19, 2009
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Douche-Basket

1. A person who goes out of their way to be an extreme douchebag; more so than a douchebag, but less than a Douchesaurus-Rex. 2. Alternate description of a douchebag
Eric was being such a douche-basket the other day, don't you think?
by Travis Shade January 03, 2009
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Topman Douche

A male who unimaginatively sources all of his style ideas, dress sense and clothes from the catalogues of brands such as Topman or ASOS. Thus looking slightly behind the latest trends and 'wannabe' Hipster.
A Topman Douche might wear - Low cut v-neck tshirts, salmon pink turned up chino shorts, Tortoise shell Raybans, boat shoes, denim shirts, cable knit Norwegian jumpers etc...
by Wilarteve April 08, 2013
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