doing the crouch

used when someone is spotted dancing in a sharp and edgy manner on dancefloor, or when a need for celebration dance - think peter crouch (england footballer)

1. OMG, that guy over there is so doing the crouch!!

2. woo i passed my exams, come on everyone do the crouch!

by loustar August 12, 2006

doing a Ben

When a very clumsy mandem accidently spits on themself.

Ben:*does a Ben*
Ben: Shit blud, i just fatty spat on myself innit :(
Ginge: disallow your bad self mandem!
Jam: Stop doing a Ben or your clothes will get wet rofl.
Ben:*toots on the zoot*

by Tom Reff December 12, 2007

Doing a Reg

To bungle a protest suicide in the presence of one's peers.

Dunc wept as Oli looked on, chuckling as the noose untied yet again.

"Stop doing a Reg you blithering dolt!" he yelled. "Tie it tighter!"

by Meconium44 January 14, 2008

Doing a grant

fat, lazy, doesn't do anything, gets other people to do his work

God, stop doing a grant!

by Abingdon April 23, 2008

Doing a Karl

To do a Karl is to be the dirtiest kind of homosexual sexual predator, but in a cute, somewhat meaty sense.

"Man, that guy is totally doing a Karl, he's touching the barman up with his beefy hands."

by Vonatello April 6, 2008

Doing the Bhupinder

The twist in steroids. A dance with wild shaking similar to the twist. A dance craze that is sweaping the nation starting in New York and moving to LA.

Codie dried off reall fast simply by doing the Bhupinder.

by Vladimir Putin of Moscow January 18, 2009

Doing a Lynndie

A form of humiliation first popularized by Lynndie England in Abu Ghraib. Involves forcing male captives to stand naked with bags on their heads while a guard stands pointing awkwardly at their dangling parts, all while holding a cigarette limply in their mouth.

A: What should we do with these terrorists?
B: Get a picture of me doing a Lynndie!

by CIAciaCIA October 13, 2008