donkey shop

A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.

"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."

by hatfacejones January 16, 2019

Donkey sitter

Donkey sitter is actually a person who is a fence sitter but suddenly decides to take a stupid stand at the 11th hour unwittingly, which is uncalled for.

Vernon was a donkey sitter in the Micheal and Denzil controversy

by Nixwin October 15, 2020

donkey feet

a foot job from a donkey

Micheal enjoyed the donkey feet.

by notprotrader100 April 7, 2022

donkey fry

A foul tasting French fry that tastes the way a donkey exhibit at the zoo smells

When I was eating at Wendy's, I hate to spit out the donkey fry.

by JulieStevens November 30, 2013

Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

Donkey dicked

Where Derek whipped out the huge cock and went in the ass and out the mouth

I asked Derek if he would donkey dicked me and he said u couldn’t handle it

by Dilasurs January 3, 2023

Donkey doe

A woman's vagina. This expression was first used in the 1980s movie "weird science" often

When she bent over in that mini skirt without any panties you could see her Donkey doe. Often related to but confused with Badoncadonks

by gitonga August 28, 2015