A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.
The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
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Get the Jasper Hale disease mug.N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.
"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."
by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015
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Yeah man, he had it bad....
Yep, a defanite case of nipple bone disease
Yeah man, he had it bad....
Yep, a defanite case of nipple bone disease
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Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.
Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.
by Just The Facts January 8, 2006
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A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.
A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.
Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."
Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."
Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."
by dooshkanew August 23, 2009
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I'm going back to the bubble, wish me luck and pray I don't die of frost bite/boredom/mad hick disease.
by Bubble escapee December 16, 2009
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