Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..

by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021

Temporary Boredom Disease

A condition which causes frustration and boredom particularly to 2GB listeners

Ever since Alan Jones left 2GB there has been a significant increase in TBD (Temporary Boredom Disease) by listners of the Ben Boredom show. Infact recent studies suggest TBD has increased 10 times more for innoculated users to the point of changing to ABC mornings to receive some relief from the diseaae

by Aussie Cossack October 7, 2021

White People Disease

N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.

"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."

by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015

Nipple Bone Disease

The worst disease ever been known to mankind. Only the most unfortunate are diagnosed with it.

Oh man did you feel his nipple!

Yeah man, he had it bad....
Yep, a defanite case of nipple bone disease

by george jenkys October 27, 2010

kirk franklin disease

Being addicted to porn.

Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.

Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!

by Just The Facts January 8, 2006

Mad Cow Disease

A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.

A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.

Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."

Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."

by dooshkanew August 23, 2009

Mad hick disease

a disease that has been quarantined to the country sides to prevent further spread. Symptoms included killing of random animals, missing teeth, driving a large truck, judging your manhood on how much you can lift, and defining life through your high school football career.

I'm going back to the bubble, wish me luck and pray I don't die of frost bite/boredom/mad hick disease.

by Bubble escapee December 16, 2009