drunken highlight real

The inadvertent ability of an intoxicated person to remember the most epic parts of their night

Brad: hey Ted, remeber when you did a keg stand and broke that guitar over your head?

Ted: Yeah that was crazy! I saw that on my drunken highlight real.

by John Chayer April 5, 2010

Drunk 6

Typically men, at least men with standards, will not sleep with a woman that is less than a 6 out of 10 on the hotness scale. A drunk 6 occurs when the male is intoxicated, which makes this scale start to shift, often a number or two per six pack.

When a guy sleeps with a girl who was a drunk 6 only to wake up the next morning and realize she is actually a sober 3.

by TGlawyer August 19, 2011

Drunken Thumb Wrestling

The act of polishing the one eyed gopher whilst being as drunk as a Welshman. You may or may not have been about to pick up the hot/maybe probably (more likely) boogawolf and were to drunk to seal the deal, thus causing you to go assault yourself in a drunk thumb wrestling match with your downstairs.

After being grinded and teased by the hot little hostess at the bar, Josh failed to insert thy rod and was thus forced into a drunken thumb wrestling match against himself....he lost.

by All hands on dick. October 17, 2011

drunk on your face

when a person has seen another so many times that they are almost drunk... with seeing the other person's face because they have had so much of it

antonym: when one is addicted to something but hasn't had that particular thing in awhile and begins to go insane

related phrases: I'm drunk on you, Get drunk on something, I'm drunk because of you, I mean these are all so creative so there aren't any related phrases, Being drunk on someone's face is a good thing if you happen to be dating

I'm so drunk on your face!!!!!! It's awesome!

I am so not drunk on your face and it's killing me! I need to see you soon!!!

by ilovenutella March 4, 2012

drunken scrabble

A variation of the game Scrabble, but where players are drunk and instead of using real words they come up with their own word AND definition. Scoring is based upon group consensus on the creativity of the word and defintion.

We had downed many beers while playing Scrabble when we began having a hard time coming up with real words that were more than monosyllabic. We decided then to scrap the game and start a new one using our own words- drunken scrabble.

by pedalPusher July 2, 2006

drunk speak

when some is drunk they slur their words

"Dude totalally fufuckeded uppppp rigt now"

thats drunk speak

by karmelo September 14, 2007

Drunk

When a person has consumed too much alcohol and has no control over there body or actions.

Kaylee : Wow Kiersten you were really Drunk last night im surprised you made it to work today!
Kiersten : Yeah I still feel like shit thank god Jake took me home he's so sweet he made love to me while I was puking on him.
Jake : Hey guy's!
Kiersten : Thanks for taking me home last night your dick inside me made me feel much better sorry about the puke!
Jake : I didn't take you home last night you were being an ass so I left without you!
Kiersten : Well Who The Hell Took My Drunk Ass Home And Stuck There Cock In My Pussy Then?
Steve : Hey Kiersten last night was amazing I never came like that before! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve Last Night!!!
Kiersten : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : Well I hope that's the last time you decide to get Drunk Kiersten!
Kiersten : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Well I love when she get's Drunk she calls me daddy!
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAYLEE!
Jake : Hey don't get mad at us your the one who was Drunk!
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna get Drunk with me tonight? (Wink)
Kiersten : GOD DAMNT I HATE ALCOHOL!

by SlopNChop August 27, 2018