Creamy tootsieroll

A white man with a huge penis that looks brown in the middle and a creamy white color at the tip

"Damn that guy has an incredible Creamy tootsieroll "

by Eatthatpunani March 11, 2018

create bullshit

Making up things that are not true

“I don’t create bullshit”

by Hhaveryfunny May 15, 2018

creative webimagineer

A similar creature to the developer and programmer but a creative webimagineer lives its life in world of freelance and start-ups. It manages to survive this wild environment due to its adaptability to sudden changes and ability to spin up bullshit at a moments notice. Usually very fond of both sweet and savory snacks, but diets do differ from individual to individual.

The creative webimagineer peered out over his matcha latte searching for yet another project to kickstart.

by vetekrans July 18, 2018

creamy cheeks

the result of ass sweat, also known as creamy cheeks

Paul and Tino were playing PS4 all night and forgot to turn the fan on, so when the A/C temporarily stopped blowing cold air, it became a little warm in the room, causing them to have creamy cheeks

by TheManfre September 7, 2018

Creamy umbrella

Where someone placed a small drinking umbrella into the penis and wanks until they jizz

Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella

by SF2K November 7, 2018

create your universe

Design your destiny taken to a whole other level(;

Hello my name is Elisse Morphew and I own a Utility Patent for the Create your Universe company; it is an app for your phone that will allow a communication flow through built-in sensors on gloves which utilize pressure, speed, and movement and measure them in an analog signal. Next, an AVS machine with bluetooth capabilities transpires that signal to a digital signal so the phone is able to understand. Last, the phone communicates with a projector to produce that image or any said image into clean air and the user is able to utilize that as a walking , life size, virtual computer desk.

SN: Users can even sense touch from another person trying to connect with them.
SSN: I have decided to go non-profit; I would like to contribute this as a cause to bring world peace and joy and make it open to everyone even in totalitarian governments. I would like anyone to be able to use this product and be able to have free music which may enlighten someone's day && through the night with beauty, passion, & a love United. May that lost soul find an overwhelming peace && in gain knowledge of an abundance of ways to resources that show truth to a happiest, most fulfilling, fruitful life! The gloves/phone application/projector/soundbar can even be encrypted💪

create your universe.. All you need is a finger print😝

by Marketing Director~GOD, Inc. November 18, 2018

Creamy Burrito

Creamy Burrito cum creampie

When you cum in a fat chicks rolls.

“Oh man, I fucked this fat chicks roll and came”

“Awh dude, you gave her a creamy burrito!”

by The AMC club December 7, 2018