melon cracker

(n) an Arab man with thick thighs

Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.

by daddiedenim October 30, 2018

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Hide the cracker

Where 2 or more people take turns to hide a Jacobs Cream Cracker.

One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.

Connor- Jess do you want to play hide the cracker
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!

* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.

by Hidenseeker November 6, 2018

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Cracker Central

A time and place for crackers

This chicken soup is cracker central

by richin206 August 31, 2018

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Cracker Gobbler

I. Someone that only eats dried cum.

II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.

Get a load of this cracker gobbler aye

by Ultimate Cracker Gobbler May 29, 2018

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Frosted Cracker

A Frosted Cracker is the result of playing the age old game where you and your mates circle jerk around a cracker until you all nut. Thus leaving the last one to nut to then eat the Frosted Cracker

Tony: LOL looks like rob is the last one to nut

Rob: Dang now i gotta eat the Frosted Cracker

by crackhead bible man October 26, 2022

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