Cracker donkey

A white male or female referred to a white jackass

That there sweetie is what you call a cracker donkey.

by Hipigs March 14, 2017

Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.

I think Gavin is a closet cracker.

by SebasV21 November 11, 2021

Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity

"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"

by Martin "White" Glu December 9, 2019

cum cracker

when a white guy or girl is a pick me

maddy: “ayo your being cum cracker”
mckayla: “no im not!”

by deez mf nuts. May 6, 2022

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016

Cracker Barrel

Verb. When the waiting staff at a restaurant take your order and it takes an hour or more for them to get out to you.

"Did our waiter seriously just go on break? I think he's Cracker Barreling us!"

by nibble-flabbus July 13, 2023

penny crackers

a string of small firecrackers tied together and set to go off in sequence when the fuse is lit.

Jimmy got fined for setting off penny crackers in the parking lot.

by uh1989 June 4, 2009